Friday, September 16, 2011

Mumbai Morgan and me..

A year ago....

Place : Chennai

I wrote the written test for this company called Morgan Stanley.. I had no idea what it did.. I knew that the post was open only for CS and IT.. Having nothing better to do, I just gave it at try just because I was eligible
(barely, the cut off was 8 and my cgpa was 8.1 :P :P)..

After the test, I was so sure that I wouldn't clear it..I dint bother to attend the presentation and I came back home to watch Sachin score his century!

My friend also told me that "Machi, presentation la ennanavo solranga da, salray um jaasthi, namakku vaipe illa "

Re affirmed by the phone call.. I was about to sleep...

Suddenly I got a call from my friend saying I got selected to the next round :O ( DAMN! THOSE MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS :P)

Then technical, HR , Group activity , further Technical rounds and I cleared :O ( PLS DON't ASK ME HOW, for I myself don't no!! )

Now...

Place : Goregaon,Mumbai

Its been three weeks. The only word that can describe this period is EXPERIENCE! Every day was an experience.

1.First time flight. Severe headache. After I landed, my cousin calls and says "Hey, I forgot to tell you, you should have had cotton in your ears!" #padupavi..

HINDI!!
OH GOD! I barely managed to pass prathmic! Now I m in bombay ?? :O You won't have any idea how tough it is..

2. Second day of work, LOST MY PASSPORT! CAN YO BELIEVE IT? PASSPORT!!!!!!!!! Had no idea what to do!!
Details :
I had to take a photocopy of the passport in the company's XEROX machine. After I had taken a copy it was mysteriously missing..
Since, we were all given MS bags, I guessed I should have kept it in someone else's.
I asked everyone to search...NOBODY HAD IT!!
Went to company security, checked CCTV cameras, searched Everywhere!! Nope!

3. Meanwhile, House hunting began. There was this house which my roommate and I liked.. But they wont allow bachelor's it seems.. His mom decided to stay with us for sometime.. I thought that was the end of the prob.. NO! that's wen it started,

4th Sept was a saturday.. we had been given 9-12 am off to do registrations..
(the owner was not available from 5th-12th, we wud be left homeless if we hadn't done it then)

SEPT 4th :

Morn 10.30 : We go to the bank and take a dd.

11 30 : We re at the registraion office. The writer says the DD is payable only in Chennai. WE RE SHOCKED:O (There had been a miscommunication..The banker asked where? WE said WE are from Chennai!! But she meant where the DD should be payable)

12 30 : We rush to the Bank, bank is closed.

12 45 :
WE persuade the manager. They seem convinced now.

1 35 : We rush to the registration office.. GUESS WAT? ITS LUNCH TIME!!!!!!! :@

1 45 : we call our manager saying we ll be late.

2 30 :
We strt our registraion work

4 45 :
Police verification

6 00 : We reach office :P HAHA!!! wat a day :P

We were thinking of calling our manager and sayin we reached just now, but we dint :P
WE SILENTLY CREPT IN :P

BY THE WAY, I get a call from the HR sayin the passport was in some guy's bag.. DARN that guy!!! he gave me sleeples nights.

4.THEN, in order to live in an apt in mumbai u re to be part of a society. They asked me for a membership fee of 100. They wont accept cash. I dint have a cheque book for my Chennai account. I gave them a cheque of my new HDFC account.

GUESS WAT?? HDFC dint activate the account on time.
Cheque bounced.

Penalty : Rs 100. I still don't have a bank account. I now gave my friend's cheque for Rs.200..

GUESS WAT?? They wont accept Bombay cheques.

Finally, the broker himself gave a cheque of his own.. PHEW!!!

That's just three weeks !!!

As I type, my mind echoes "சொர்கமே என்றாலும் ...."


P.s : Although, Mumbai , Morgan and I is the correct syntax, "me" is used because its my blog and I have my own poetic justice:D

2 comments:

  1. to think of it..i thought my experience in dubai was a nightmare..2 yrs of burning down in de desert..and wow son ur experience gives me the slightest bit of water tat i was looking for!! thank you for that!! (sorry..cant help feelin good that god has been kind on me, even if it meant me gettin screwed daily)

    btw if de mumbai misfortune gets any better..let me know.. they say things even out in the end,., cheers man take care!!

    P.S: one quote kept me going on.. "it can only get better from here" .. sure hope (and pray o'course!!) tat is de case for ya as well!!

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  2. Hey.. I actually don't know how i feel about bombay..its mixed.. This is the first time I have been outside my own city.. So i m just recording events as such, not drawing conclusions..

    I loved these things too! these are things I can look back and say "AH! I was screwed at that time" :D

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